You All Everybody Jon Hillenbrand, June 22, 2010October 17, 2019 I’m in the middle of watching a marathon of Lost episodes from Season 1 through 6 and I’m finding that even though I never really liked Charlie, the washed up heroin-addicted rock star, before, I particularly don’t like him now that I’ve just seen Get Him To The Greek’s character of Aldous Snow played by the hilarious Russel Brand. Both are British, both play the same kind of character, but Aldous actually has some wisdom and intelligence behind his problems which makes him witty and hilarious with an undercurrent of deep experience. Brand is a screaming success in England and Europe as a comedian, interviewer and musician. All of these things require real-life talent, something Charlie’s character never actually reveals. Maybe I’m being too harsh, but what a waste of an opportunity for the show’s writers. Could you imagine being stranded on a desert island with a really talented songwriter and guitarist? Someone who had been in front of thousands of people on stage, to the heights and depths of human existence? Songwriters are, by profession, poets…well many of them are. And someone who thinks poetically could really have injected something special into the series. Overall, Lost as a show is very well done. But I tend to see the scenes with Charlie is tiresome and annoying. I also can’t believe how Claire is always drawn back into him, especially after Charlie steals the baby and almost drowns it in some kind of drug flashback. He also appears to be talentless. He finally finds his guitar and the moment when he would reveal an inner artist to the group is covered over by non-diegetic music and slow motion walking as the camera floats to other people on the beach. Maybe that’s a good thing because if I hear him “sing” his one pop song, “You All Everybody,” I will stab myself in the ears. That one song is supposed to convince the audience that it was enough to thrust Driveshaft, Charlie’s band, into gold record stardom? Poorly done, writers. For not wanting to underestimate the intelligence of the audience, they certainly underestimated our taste. That song is so bad that I can’t imagine anyone liking it, let alone having anyone employ Driveshaft to play at an expensive dinner for dignitaries like they did for the Series Finale. At one point during the series, John Locke recognizes Charlie as the bass player for Driveshaft and confesses that he loved their first album. This doesn’t make Locke cool in my mind, which I believe is the intention of the writers. It makes him annoyingly inconsistent to me. People and characters aren’t single-dimensional, I realize. But come on. Thoughts LostmusicphilosophyPoetryrock starswriting
Photography Hot enough for ya!? June 6, 2008October 17, 2019 Hi blog.So I’m feeling kind of basic today. Maybe it’s the heat and the humidity. It’s so hot and humid today I saw the devil wearing a t-shirt and drinking a Gatorade. I swam into the parking garage today and snorkled to my car. I wiped off my hands and… Read More
Photography Crowd watching ‘Otters Holding Hands’ Officially Annoying May 29, 2008October 17, 2019 Have you ever seen the Youtube video of two otters holding hands? Kinda cute. But if you listen to the crowd of idiots watching these two otters, it reminds me of how other people are always getting involved in my relationships. Seems like you can’t show any bit of attention… Read More
Photography Confessions from the Barbarian King June 22, 2007October 17, 2019 Who knows what inspires us. I recently smelled someone I had not seen for a while, and I swear I could smell her for the rest of the day and into the next. One of my tricks to get someone to look like they are thinking is to ask them… Read More