Rockstar

I was just emailed this question from a client for an upcoming photo shoot I will be working:

Jon, do you need any special arrangements for the luncheon on 6/27? – Let me know – Thanks,
(name withheld to protect the innocent)

Here was my reply:

I will need the following items:

All gloss-black trailer with a single white star on the door, no name.
The trailer should have a 12 speaker Bose sound system and all my songs loaded onto the player, and good lighting inside
Ice box full of Desani water, not Ice Mountain
Fresh Lipton Iced Tea made with the Desani bottled water every hour with two ice cubes per glass, no more, no less
A Chia Pet – type doesn’t matter
One apple picked at the start of the apple picking season – I’ll know
A Honda or Yamaha 4-wheeler ATV
60 packages of 3 or 30 packages of 6 golf balls and one 5-iron (titanium)
Stainless steel bucket
Astroturf with embedded golf tee
12-foot ladder
10 Ray-ban men’s sunglasses styles to choose from
10-DG sunglasses in women’s styles – not for me
Alienware computer with high-end 5.1 speakers, 26” widescreen monitor, Saitek FCS HOTAS, and TrackIR head tracking system
High-Speed Internet access
Some cokes
A pug (for my sister)
Collar and leash
15 assorted kinds of incense
All leather surfaces will need to be removed and replaced with suede or cashmere
50 bottle rockets
60 packages of Snickers Crunchers (for my other sister)
60 packages of PB Twix (for my friends)
Fannie May Turtles (quite a few)
A good collection of country music CDs or MP3s (doesn’t matter which bands as long as they are popular)
A plasma sphere at least 24 inches in diameter
Bed with at least 1200 thread count sheets and artificial down comforter and pillows
Disco ball
Dog walking service on standby
Alarm clock with three alarms that can be individually set for weekdays and weekends
The King Of Queens seasons 1-8 on DVD
Access to a Ferrari F430 or Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder at a moments notice

I think it’s a pretty good list! Important Life question, “What would your Rockstar request list look like?”

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